Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Today is the kind of day that makes me just want to curl up in bed and close my eyes and tune out until tomorrow comes. Except if I did that today would find a way to fuck me over while I slept. An earthquake would hit and the ceiling …
My friend is doing this insane fast thing. When I say insane fast thing I don’t mean she’s doing something really quickly, and I’m not talking about breatharianism either (remember that post – the one about the people who wanted to give up eating altogether and just live on light?…). This is even crazier than …
At midnight we land. I wake Alula. She’s now so big that I can only carry her for about 0.4 seconds before I have to set her down again so there’s no way I’m carrying her off this plane. Plus I have shopping bags laden down with Percy Pigs and a My Little Pony. Bless …
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