For your entertainment I thought I’d treat you to a sample of the search terms used to find my site:
being sarah alderson
disneyland makes me hate people
porn hard core most viewed top
where can i live in a feminist run town
irish poo and wee
how to keep cockroaches away india train
jamie oliver e-nummers
sex in Ubud
phantom headphone syndrome
can you live in an airstream year round?
is the lady in breakfast with tiffany’s crazy?
I think I have trush
what’s d best thing to do when a girl has no money and her boyfriend insists she get d money to lodge in a hotel?
who is the cray lady sat next to me
liver by louis bernieres
naked “tape measure”
“colonic” blog “stuck up my”
men that have colon tubes pushed up their ass
can someone be crazy to live
big irish bear
willy up my ass
i wonder why we cant live on any planets?
were does alex skarsgard live
alexander skarsgard laying in bed covered by a sheet
approaching crazy getting crazier
dead in the alley
primark look i’ve got a camel toe
see you of the cosmic party in 2012
eric northman eats edwards
big boobs girl in t sherts in india
homemade terminator t-800
cool stuff 2 do with sideburns
THINGS I HAVE LEARNT FROM THIS:
- people really can’t spell
- I’m about to get a lot more sexual deviants finding my site
- Google search needs to improve its algorithms
- There are a lot of crazy people in the world and not just living in Ubud.
- There are lots of people stalking Alex Skarsgard (all you Askars fans/stalkers buy my book Hunting Lila – I had him in mind when I visualized my lead character…mmmmm)
- Someone wants to make their own Terminator. Why?