When I was 8 I hatched a plan with a school friend (with whom I spent hours and hours acting out scenes from Grease) to move to Hollywood when we were 18 and become actresses. We had it all worked out. We’d waitress and before long we’d be spotted by a producer and become movie …
‘Ooooh it’s like soft porn,’ we murmur and stuff more peanut butter cups in our mouths and crank up the volume. Becky and I only managed to watch the first two episodes of Highlander before we gave up on it. It was just way too much talking and not enough… well, shagging. We tuned in this …
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